{"id":5,"date":"2007-09-25T00:30:59","date_gmt":"2007-09-25T04:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/?p=5"},"modified":"2007-09-25T00:30:59","modified_gmt":"2007-09-25T04:30:59","slug":"eddies-new-gun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/?p=5","title":{"rendered":"Eddie&#8217;s new gun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After he broke his old Mossberg, Eddie had to go shopping for a new Rifle. Since he couldn&#8217;t get a new stock to replace the one he broke against the tree, he had to get his old lady to open the purse for some shopping money.<\/p>\n<p>He had asked if I could maybe get some money on EBay for the old parts, but since they don&#8217;t allow too much in the way of gun part sales anymore, I couldn&#8217;t help. I heard the guy at the gun store gave him a few bucks for it mainly because Eddie&#8217;s been a customer for a long time. That and the scope had somehow managed to stay in one piece. A really nice Nikon that he won at a shooting match.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure exactly how he explained it to his wife about what happened to the old rifle, but I&#8217;m sure it wasn&#8217;t a quiet conversation on her part. I asked what kind of rifle he picked up, but he said it would be a suprise the next time we go hunting together.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure that Paula cut him off for a bit. But considering where some of them bee stings were, I&#8217;ll bet Eddie isn&#8217;t too put out about that. And it also gives her an excuse for staying out late and spending more time on a bar stool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After he broke his old Mossberg, Eddie had to go shopping for a new Rifle. Since he couldn&#8217;t get a new stock to replace the one he broke against the tree, he had to get his old lady to open the purse for some shopping money. He had asked if I could maybe get some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,8,7],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-eddie","tag-gun","tag-paula"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}