{"id":11,"date":"2007-10-03T23:34:04","date_gmt":"2007-10-04T04:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/?p=11"},"modified":"2007-10-03T23:36:58","modified_gmt":"2007-10-04T04:36:58","slug":"hollywood-does-something-to-redheads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"Hollywood does something to redheads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The latest incident involves Donny Bonaduce and someone I never heard of, Jonny Fairplay.\u00a0 The result was plus one for Donny, and minus a few (teeth) for Jonny.\u00a0 All of this happened onstage at another awards show that nobody heard of, the FOX Reality Really Awards.\u00a0 To be honest, I&#8217;ve never seen a full episode of ANY &#8220;reality&#8221; show, and I believe I&#8217;m a better person because of it.<\/p>\n<p>Last week it was Carrot Top photos displaying his hyper-pumped physique, and makeup that could best be described as Kabuki meets Ru Paul.\u00a0 I won&#8217;t post a link here, but Google it if you haven&#8217;t seen them yet.\u00a0 Put any drinks down first for the sake of your keyboard.<\/p>\n<p>Of course we have the continual meltdown of Linsdsay Lohan.<\/p>\n<p>And previous to that was Nicole Kidman&#8217;s\u00a0unexplainable marriage\u00a0to Tom Cruise.\u00a0 Tom, come out of the closet, you aren&#8217;t fooling anyone.<\/p>\n<p>Shirley MacLaine. No explanation needed there.<\/p>\n<p>Seth Green. He&#8217;s also gone crazy, but in a good way. Watch any episode of Robot Chicken.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure there are more we can add&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If you take others like Ron Howard, I have a theory that any actor that was filmed in black and white on TV or in the movies has immunity from whatever is affecting the rest of the flock.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The latest incident involves Donny Bonaduce and someone I never heard of, Jonny Fairplay.\u00a0 The result was plus one for Donny, and minus a few (teeth) for Jonny.\u00a0 All of this happened onstage at another awards show that nobody heard of, the FOX Reality Really Awards.\u00a0 To be honest, I&#8217;ve never seen a full episode [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[21,20,22,19,18],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-carrot-top","tag-cruise","tag-hollywood","tag-kidman","tag-redhead"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squirrelfordinner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}